Urbanised Ninja.

Hello Urban Dictionary

Gravity won't get you high

one

two

three

times more likely people won't twoc my spatulas.

Dunnes = cheap but quality clothing suppliers of the north
No spaghetti tops left, deemed too cold nowadays
(completely believable)
shoe sale, to get rid of summer pumps,
"Have you anything bigger than a size six in these?"
"No, we only stock women's sizes."

I am the best person ever to have about half an hour after you need a comeback.

The Metro must be having a particularly slow day,

complete me.

with supplies from Ben & Jess, muchos gracias

Hey, you know what sucks?

vaccuums .

Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

black holes .