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For those of you who haven't realised,
I've re-located to Tumblr..
I'm sorry, it's just a lot more popular up here it seems!

good-bye blogspot, for now,

abbiemagail.tumblr.com

gogogo

, hypocrite.

Don't stare in to the sun,

Urbanised Ninja.

Hello Urban Dictionary

Gravity won't get you high

one

two

three

times more likely people won't twoc my spatulas.

Dunnes = cheap but quality clothing suppliers of the north
No spaghetti tops left, deemed too cold nowadays
(completely believable)
shoe sale, to get rid of summer pumps,
"Have you anything bigger than a size six in these?"
"No, we only stock women's sizes."

I am the best person ever to have about half an hour after you need a comeback.

The Metro must be having a particularly slow day,

complete me.

with supplies from Ben & Jess, muchos gracias

Hey, you know what sucks?

vaccuums .

Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

black holes .

I really should find my tripod.

REPLY

but not to soon, then you'll seem like you've got no friends,

and for gods sake not too late because then they KNOW you're waiting to seem like you've got friends

don't alter your number of x's, that'll make them suspicious

don't wear too much eyeliner, you'll look like a whore.

is that red, RED, nail varnish?

that skirt's too short, you'll give off a wrong impression,

especially if you replied too fast.

don't get the bus

don't get a lift from your ma

don't drive, because then you can't drink

drink white wine not red

it clashes with your hair

don't drink pints

don't drink too much

eat something small

not messy

get the train.
trains are more classy,
and you can walk there in your little heels
because
the big heels will make you too tall.

I am going to kill whoever is responsible for femininity.

she's going to buy me a real one when we win the Lottery.

my camera won't work no more.

get to the north-east,

I love the Newcaslte Baltic (cafe)
&Cornelia Parker.

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fox on a lilo.
(Jenny in sitges)

I couldn't bring myself to eat them,
Too wierd.

Romani-air

on Ilkley moor bat' tat

where's that?
where the ducks play football.

Romanian Funny-Money

came today in the post,
i hope every man out there have a moustache that admirable.

it's even got a little see through panel which makes the world look wibbley

Jon-fen!

Everything Is Illuminated, Safran-Foer.
one day i'm taking lem to kiev so we can see if it's still like that,
and if the name alone will get us through the weeks.
she doesn't know yet, but that's my lottery plan

Ash Mandrake

Bono, eat your heart out.

He makes his own hats, and is a very nice man which always makes the music sound a little better!

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Horsforth Gala's finale came in the form of a "Dog & Duck" show, here the old yorkshire-to-the-bone man rounds up his prize Japanese running ducks.
The quality of entertainment where I live is unbeatable.

stuff in stuff

or things in resin,
some are a little bad as it's still "experimentation"
clogs seems to work rather good
:)