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but not to soon, then you'll seem like you've got no friends,

and for gods sake not too late because then they KNOW you're waiting to seem like you've got friends

don't alter your number of x's, that'll make them suspicious

don't wear too much eyeliner, you'll look like a whore.

is that red, RED, nail varnish?

that skirt's too short, you'll give off a wrong impression,

especially if you replied too fast.

don't get the bus

don't get a lift from your ma

don't drive, because then you can't drink

drink white wine not red

it clashes with your hair

don't drink pints

don't drink too much

eat something small

not messy

get the train.
trains are more classy,
and you can walk there in your little heels
because
the big heels will make you too tall.

I am going to kill whoever is responsible for femininity.