Don't stare in to the sun,

Urbanised Ninja.

Hello Urban Dictionary

Gravity won't get you high

one

two

three

times more likely people won't twoc my spatulas.

Dunnes = cheap but quality clothing suppliers of the north
No spaghetti tops left, deemed too cold nowadays
(completely believable)
shoe sale, to get rid of summer pumps,
"Have you anything bigger than a size six in these?"
"No, we only stock women's sizes."

I am the best person ever to have about half an hour after you need a comeback.

The Metro must be having a particularly slow day,

complete me.

with supplies from Ben & Jess, muchos gracias

Hey, you know what sucks?

vaccuums .

Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

black holes .

I really should find my tripod.

REPLY

but not to soon, then you'll seem like you've got no friends,

and for gods sake not too late because then they KNOW you're waiting to seem like you've got friends

don't alter your number of x's, that'll make them suspicious

don't wear too much eyeliner, you'll look like a whore.

is that red, RED, nail varnish?

that skirt's too short, you'll give off a wrong impression,

especially if you replied too fast.

don't get the bus

don't get a lift from your ma

don't drive, because then you can't drink

drink white wine not red

it clashes with your hair

don't drink pints

don't drink too much

eat something small

not messy

get the train.
trains are more classy,
and you can walk there in your little heels
because
the big heels will make you too tall.

I am going to kill whoever is responsible for femininity.

she's going to buy me a real one when we win the Lottery.